The Lone Ranger

"Extravagant but exhausting... this over-the-top oater delivers all the energy and spectacle audiences have come to expect from a Jerry Bruckheimer production, but sucks out the fun in the process" 

"Here they're just putting 'Pirates of the Caribbean' in a saddle and pretending we won't notice (...) rating: ★ (out of 4)" 

"A very long, very busy movie that will unite the generations in bafflement, stupefaction and occasional delight" 

"This attempt for another Pirates of the Caribbean-scaled series tries to have it too many ways tonally, resulting in a work that wobbles and thrashes all over the place. (...) a moderately amusing but very uneven revisionist adventure" 

"It's a 2 ½-hour slog, with tonal inconsistencies and monotonous, drawn-out action sequences. Scenes alternate between frenetic and tedious (...) Rating: ★★ (out of 4)" 

"It's all too much and not enough (...) those action scenes: Monotonous, loud and relentless, they're a punishing example of the self-satisfied, digitally augmented ephemera that typifies modern Hollywood moviemaking (...) rating: ★★ (out of 5)" 

"A bloated, unfunny, sometimes downright bizarre train wreck featuring some of the loudest, longest and least entertaining actual train wrecks in recent memory"