Vanquish

"Evaporates in your mind as you're watching it (...) there isn't plenty of humor in the film, albeit strictly of the unintentional kind" 

"Everything about 'Vanquish' feels off: the stiff performances, the flat action scenes, the total lack of consequences for anyone's actions" 

"It’s a shiny, pretty thing and probably a decent filler flick while the world waits for Mr. Wick’s return (...) Rating: ★★ (out of 5)" 

"The Freeman spark (...) is nowhere to be found, and Freeman minus the Freeman factor is just a lost cause." 

"'Vanquish' isn’t bad so much as inert — nothing here is convincing, tense, kinetic, outrageous, or silly enough to give the movie even fleeting life" 

"Many scenes are bathed in a sickly green, as if we’re watching everything through cheap night-vision goggles (...) No matter what filters are used, there’s no disguising this is garbage wrapped in a glossy package (…) Rating: ★★ (out of 4)" 

"It's hard to believe that a five-time Oscar nominee would sign on for an action movie this frustratingly underwritten and embarrassingly amateurish"