Movie 43

"This painfully unfunny collection of comic shorts qualifies as one of the worst films of all time (...) an utter disaster." 

"If you mashed-up the worst parts of the infamous 'Howard the Duck,' 'Gigli,' 'Ishtar' and every other awful movie I've seen since I started reviewing professionally in 1981, it wouldn't begin to approach the sheer soul-sucking badness of the cringe-inducing 'Movie 43'." 

"The kindest thing to be said of 'Movie 43', a star-saturated collection of crude one-joke vignettes made with big-time directors, is that most of the participants seem to relish being naughty" 

"There's camp-fun bad and interestingly horrible bad, and then there's just awful. 'Movie 43' is the 'Citizen Kane' of awful" 

"It's rare to see a piece of sh★★ that actually looks and sounds like a piece of sh★★. It's kind of exciting!" 

"'Movie 43' is a near masterpiece of tastelessness. The anthology of 12 short, interconnected skits elevates the art form of gross-out comedy to a new height (...) Rating: ★★★½ (out of 4)" 

"Occasional moments suggest half an idea (...) Verdict: Just no (...) Rating: ★ (out of 5)."