The Last Witch Hunter

"There are certainly enough dopey diversions here for “The Last Witch Hunter” to be considerably more fun than it is, but even its most extravagant bouts of silliness are hampered by desultory plotting and Eisner’s oppressively synthetic mise-en-scene" 

The Last Witch Hunter” does not work as campy escapism or as a guilty pleasure (...) It’s just deadly and dreadful, loud and obnoxious, convoluted and irritating, horrible and dumb (...) Rating: ½★ (out of four)" 

"Every time there was an opportunity to do something fun, The Last Witch Hunter runs in the other direction, creating an unfortunately heavy-handed, humorless, self-serious tone for a story that should be allowed to be a little goofy" 

"In its favor, The Last Witch Hunter boasts some terrific production design and digital effects (...) Less impressively, Eisner’s movie is clogged with cardboard characters, flat dialogue and a sluggish middle act" 

"Terrible (...) The movie left me amazed — amazed that Nicolas Cage wasn’t in it (...) Rating: ★ (out of four)"